mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

snorlaxatives:

i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2

sassadilla:

getting through school like

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

I wish I was drunk. Only then could I say everything I’ve ever thought about you.
― skinny love // {a.d.a} (via exquisite-calamity)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning